Saturday 30 March 2013

Boganwood Episode 7



Welcome to Boganwood, (Au)stralia Canberra's forgotten suburb.

In today adventure, we jump straight back into the action and check back in on Dingo and Bricko as they tackle the problem that is Diesel and Jimbo……
We also found out what happened to Sheila

Sheila stared at what was in front of her, confused over the events that had just unfolded.

What the fuck was going on ?

What the fuck had Jimbo just done ? It all happened so fast she didn’t have the time to put the pieces together and now here she stood, trying to think of what her next move should be…….

.....Brinko and Dingo didn’t know what to do, they had to think quick.

Yeah Dingo had come up with a plan but that would take some time and that was something they surely didn’t have. Diesel grabbed Dingo from behind, spinning him around and hit him in the gut.
Bang !
“ What the fuck ! you fuckwit! don’t hit me mate !”
Diesel laughed as he went to hit him again, but this time Bricko launched…
“Stop this Shit !” Jimbo yelled at them. “ We need to start working out how we can get what is owed to us…

“These are the fuckers that rolled me” Diesel explained. 
“What the fuck drugs are you on you silly cunt ?” Bricko said to Diesel. 
“At the fucking club, you and your mate rolled me you bogan fuck !”

It was at this time that the realisation kicked in for both Dingo and Bricko as the realised who Diesel was for the first time. 
“ Your that cunt from the club that tried to man handle us that time”. 
“ You got a lucky punch on me, that’s all” Diesel said as he laid another boot into Dingo on the ground.

“Stop this shit” Jimbo yelled ! “ We can get to the revenge part, as soon as we discuss a few things”
“ What the fuck Jimbo, whats all this shit about ! And more to the point what have you done to fucking Sheila you dero fuck ?”
“I aint done nothing to Sheila” Jimbo said “ I dropped her off at … “

,.......“Fucking Centrelink” Sheila yelled at the top of her lungs ! 
The fucker Jimbo had dropped her off at Centrelink, what the fuck was going on she thought to herself ? 
How the fuck did this happen and what should she do next ? This is exactly where she wanted to be, but the feeling that something bad was about to happen kept creeping into Sheila. 
The choice as it stood to her was not a simple one

Either get the dole check ! Or go and save Dingo and Bricko from Jimbo ? What the fuck ?? This wasn’t even a choice in Sheila’s books, but she had to think of a plan ! Sheila walked into Centrelink passing a large amount of people standing in line……

.......“ You dropped her off at centrelink ? What the fuck plan is that you silly cunt ?”
Jimbo laughed “ I had no intention of hurting Sheila, she hasn’t hurt anyone…..much.
 But you guys owe me some money for that whole supermarket incident and it appears that you may also owe old Diesel a few things.”

Diesel kicked Dingo again and laughed

“Stop kicking me you cunt” Dingo mumbled as the pain hit him in the ribs.

“ You touch him again and I'm going to make you hurt princess” Bricko said to Diesel as he stared at him. Diesel smiled and kicked him again and Bricko was about to launch when Jimbo yelled 
“ ENOUGH !, What the fuck ??? are you children ? Cant you fuckers get control of yourselves ? We are here to discuss business and after I get what I want, Diesel you can get what you want”
“ Fair enough mate” Diesel said to Jimbo “ What did you want ?”
“Well for starters, I think I'm entitled to a bit of the pension so to speak with my busted leg and stuff and since you boys look like you had a good day, maybe I should take a small percentage” Jimbo said as he made his way up to the house. 
“ What did you make today ? Where’s the money” He said to Bricko.
It was at that moment that Dingo started to laugh.
“What the fuck are you laughing at ?” Jimbo said.
“Well Jimbo , it appears that we don’t have the money on us sorry”
“What do you mean, you don’t have it on you ?”
“Well, as we thought you had Sheila, we needed some of that collateral so we hid it around the back of your neighbors house on a couple of bikes we grabbed on the way here..”
“Well that is convenient” Jimbo said
“Yep” Dingo continued “ And we figured we could trade the money for Sheila, but as you don’t have her anymore… can we just trade the money for you guys to stop hurting us ?”
“Well that will depend on how much money is there ?”
“As it is Jimbo, the money is actually on a bucket attached to the bikes" Dingo continued “
 And if you were to take the bikes and the money you would have a nice little nest egg”
“ Now Dingo you wouldn’t be setting me up would you ?”
“Nah mate, we just want an end to this crap”
“Yeah, there’s something not right about it” JImbo said
“ Trust me mate, it aint my fault you busted your leg. That was an accident and I don’t want you to be disadvantaged any longer”
“ Well how does this sound ?, But I will take Bricko with me and you stay here with Diesel ??”
“Ok if you think that is a plan, then let’s do it” 
Bricko said as he made his way passed Jimbo and around the corner.
Jimbo followed as Diesel stared down at Dingo 
“ Now me and you can have some fun, Diesel said as he punched into Dingo”
Jimbo rounded the corner and he could smell something that wasn’t right. 
As he turned the corner away from Diesel view he could see the bikes standing upright in front of him, with the bucket attached to the handle.

He slowly made his way to the bikes calling out “ Hey Bricko, where the fuck are you ?”

The bikes were laying up against the neighbors house and as he moved forward he notice that there was glass on the ground, where a window had been smashed.
This was very weird and Bricko was still no where to be seen. None of it made sense and Jimbo decided to start walking back to his house when he heard the cop car coming down the street, sirens blazing….

Diesel laughed as he punched Dingo again. As he pulled his hand back for the punch, Bricko appeared out of no where and punched Diesel in the face! Diesel was stunned and didn’t have time to think as Dingo jumped up and stood above him
“ Now princess, you cant be hitting me like that “ Dingo said
“Now didn’t I warn you not to touch him again” Bricko asked ?
“ Pretty sure I did, but that’s something we can work out inside, as it going to get busy around here real fast”
Brinko, Dingo and Diesel entered the house to have another discussion with good old Diesel. Now I don’t think I need to go into too much detail, but lets just say he got what he deserved.
Dingo and Bricko walked out of the house, with Bricko sporting his nice new security jacket.
 
“I will get you fuckers !!!” Diesel yelled as they closed the door behind him.

They looked around for a mode of transport and there was Jimbos car in the driveway. As they started to make their way toward it, a police officer pulled up along side them “ Hello officer” Bricko said in his nice new jacket.

“We chased those guys that stole them bikes to the house next door” Bricko said
“ Thanks boys, let me know if you see anything suss” The officer said as he shot off down the road.
Bricko and Dingo laughed at the success of Dingo’s bright idea and continued to make their way to Jimbo’s car.
“We need to go get Sheila Bricko, she will be worried about us”
“Fuck yeah mate, we need to hurry up as well”

As they reached for the door to Jimbo’s car to get in, there was Jimbo sitting in the front seat and you thought he looked pissed before ? Well that wasn’t nothing to how he looked now

“Rule number one in Boganwood boys ! Don’t call the fucking cops” He yelled………………..

So that’s where we leave the boys for today with the pissed off Jimbo…. 
But that’s another story to be continued another day…….
Now it shouldn’t go without mention that Jimbo was right, that you should never call the cops in boganwood, but what he didn’t know was they didn’t..... the neighbours did it after someone threw a brick through their fucking window…  but that’s another story that will be continued another day......

Boganwood is a place of many adventures and things have way to work them selves out....
Come back to Boganwood to find the answer to the questions
What will happen to Dingo and Bricko ?
Did Sheila get her centrelink check ?
All will be answered in the next episodes and remember what they say in Boganwood…..

You can’t fuck your neighbor !