Welcome to Boganwood Australia’s Canberra Forgotten suburb
In
today’s adventure we get back into the action as we follow Dingo, Bricko
and Sheila into the local pub for a few celebratory drinks after
finally getting Sheila’s Centrelink cheque.........
Jimbos car sped up
the road as a number of thoughts crossed his mind. How the fuck had they
found Kazza, shit he had been dodging her for months! It was time he
stopped underestimating these fuckers, ever since he had been involved
with Dingo and Bricko it had all started to turn to shit.
He tried to work through his next move
Should he move states?
Should he keep running?
Should he just stay the fuck away from Bricko and Dingo ?
No
fucking way, he thought as he made his way towards Centrelink. He
pulled into the car park, away from the crew sitting in Kazzas car.
Jimbo watched as Sheila got back into the car with Bricko waving around her dole check....
This was far from over he thought, and there was no way he was going to let them get one over on him again. He
followed them at a distance on their way to the pub and watched as they
all got out of the car, cheering and yahooing............... He
watched in silence waiting for an opportunity to arise.
Sheila turned to Bricko ‘So what the fuck did you say to that Centrelink Cunt?’
‘Don’t you worry your sweet head about it Sheila, it’s not something you need to know’ Bricko smiled. ‘Well
I don’t fucking care I guess, but it’s time to get some fucking
drinking action on’ continued Sheila ‘and then it’s back to our place
for some goon bag roulette and a hit of the old faithful bong’
Dingo
watched the interaction from behind and couldn’t shake the feeling that
everything had been wrapped up in a nice little bow, as usually happens
in Boganwood…. Things just have a way of working themselves out …. And
that’s when it happened...........
‘ Get the fuck out of the way a masked
man yelled running from the pubs open doors, holding a bag and making a B
line for the cars. Dingo didn’t know what to do so he quickly moved out
of the way as behind the mask man, were another 2 men running with balaclavas on their heads.
The man in the lead didn’t get clear
of Dingo quick enough so he dropped his shoulder into him and knocked
him over. Sheila started yelling ‘What the fuck are you doing to strange
cunt! Get them Bricko, they hurt me love of me life’
Bricko
turned as another man ran past him sticking his leg out and knocking
him into an ATM. There was a crack and scream so loud it drained out the
Bogan ranting of Sheila for just a moment. ‘My fucking leg’ the masked
man yelled, the first guy turned back to find one of his men on the
ground and he yelled.
‘Grab him for fuck sake and hurry the pigs
are on their way’ Bricko raced over to help Dingo up as the masked men
helped their friend to his feet screaming and yelling. ‘You fucking
Bogans, What the fuck have you done?’ he continued yelling as they made
their way through the door.
As the masked man raced out into the car park, Bricko raced over to Dingo.
‘Due to the recent robbery the club will be closing’ an announcement came in over the loud speaker.
‘We ask that all patrons please remain on the premises until the police arrive to take your statements’
‘Fuckin
hell’ Sheila yelled. ‘Just because you stupid cunts, can’t hold your
money we have to get punished. I’m pregnant you know! Fuck youse all I’m
going home to smoke a bong and lighting something on fire’ She yelled
as Bricko, Dingo, Sheila and Kazza made their way out of the pub.
Jimbo
watched everything that was occurring. He was already out of his car
making his way to Kazzas car when the masked men raced over and opened
the door to a car next to him.
‘What do you mean you dropped the fucking ignition keys’ The masked man yelled.
‘For fuck sake you stupid cunt, where did you drop them’
‘It was when the fucking Bogans knocked me over’ he cried in pain holding his leg.
‘Hey Rabbit’ the leader called over the car.
‘We
need to go back in and get them, help me throw him in the car’ he said
as they opened the door and threw the injured man into, throwing the bag
of money into the front seat.
The 2 masked men raced back into the pub as Sheila Bricko and Dingo reached Kazza’s car.
‘You
owe me money, you stupid fucks’ Sheila yelled over to them. ‘I was
gonna win it big on the pokie machine tonite’ She continued as the
masked men made their way back into the pub.
The masked men glanced over but decided to ignore her as they raced back into the club looking for the keys.
‘Lets
go fucking home, today’s been a bastard of a day and I need a bong hit’
Sheila said to the rest of the Crew. ‘ Sheila I definitely agree with
that statement’ Bricko said ‘Considering the cops are on the way and
after the day we had, it would be best we head home’ he continued as
Kazza started the car and headed towards Sheila and Dingos place.
Jimbo slowly made his way back to his car. It
was hard work you know with the busted leg ….. Oh yeah and the bag full
of money he had taken from the front seat of the car.
‘Well old
Jimbo is about to come out on top’ he said to no one in particular as he
got into his car and laughed to himself watching as Dingo, Bricko,
Kazza and Sheila sped off. Jimbo started his car and started to drive
out of town…. Finally getting away and getting exactly what he
deserved……right?
‘There they are’ the masked men yelled as they
grabbed the keys sitting next to the ATM and raced back out to the car
as the police car sirens headed around the corner. ‘Get in the car’ he
yelled. The masked men raced off just as the police rounded the corner
and made their way to the club. In their haste they didn’t realise that
something important was missing…. No not the unconscious friend in the
back of the car…. The bag of money people…..keep up.
It was a
couple of minutes up the road, after arguing about where they were going
to hide, that they realised the cash wasn’t in the car.
‘Where the fuck is the money’ The leader yelled
‘I
was with you, what do you mean where is the money?’ His mate responded
as the leader slammed on the brakes racing around to the back door and
slapping his mate with the busted leg awake…’ Where’s the money
dickhead’ he yelled over and over again as his mate slipped in and out
on consciousness. ‘The fucking money, you fucking IDIOT!’ He yelled and
he started to slap him harder and harder…….
‘The Bogans, it was the Bogans that did it….’ He mumbled.
‘What do you mean the Bogans!’
‘What Fucking Bogans?’
His
mate passed out again and thats when he put it together…. Or so he
thought. Sheila said she would get their money and must have taken the
chance whilst they were in the pub…..
‘Fucking Sheila!!!!!’ He yelled out loud as he jumped back into the front seat.
‘I
know where she fucking lives’ he yelled to Rabbit who sat in the front
seat and started the car up, heading toward Sheila and Dingos place.
Meanwhile across town…….The phone rang, once, twice, three times before it was answered.
‘Hello, this is Beryl how many I help you?’ She asked into the phone listening intently at the person on the other end……
‘Oh hello lovely, and how did you go ? are you ok ? When can I expect my present ??’ Beryl paused waiting for a response……
‘What do you mean you lost the fucking money?’ She yelled
‘What do you mean Sheila has the fucking money!’ She yelled again
‘Get
my fucking money Pat or we will have a problem, and you know how I feel
about problems!’ She yelled slamming down the phone ……..
“Fucking Sheila….I wants my fucking Club Money!’ Beryl yelled….
So
that’s where we leave Sheila, Dingo and Bricko as they head into a big
amount of danger. But let’s face it, it’s all a misunderstanding and
Beryl seems to be the compassionate type, right?
Well only time will tell.
So come back to Boganwood to find the answers to the questions
* What will happen to Bricko, Dingo and Sheila?
* How the fuck did Jimbo get so lucky?
* And who the fuck is ‘Pat’?
Come
back to Boganwood, Canberra’s forgotten suburb and all this will be
answered and more in season 2 and remember what they say in Boganwood…
‘Fosters ! Who the fuck drinks that warm camels piss ??’
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